Jesus Calendar

Stats: Second Date with Jesus.  It's been over a week, Jesus and I were supposed to run, go on a hike or hang out.  I invited Jesus over to my house since he was close by.  We were just going to chill in between me cleaning up and making dinner for my parents.  One this I found tough about meeting up with the second date is that Jesus is very spontaneous when he appears.  His schedule is unplanned and making an appointment to have a date usually happens the day of and not a week in advance.  I really adore people who can be spontaneous lie me, however I keep a schedule so at least I can pencil in appointments, lunches, concerts, weddings and when to take the trash to the curb.

P.A. (Post Analysis)

Jesus came over and I gave him a tour of the house.  He met the dog, we sat around and just talked.  It was nice.  I threw a pillow on his stomach and put my head down.  We laid there for two hours chatting about various things.  Mostly we chatted about his ex-boyfriends (he was recently out of an 8 year relationship) and who he is compatible with.  I'm not saying that chatting about ex-boyfriends or past dates is bad, who am I to criticize seeing that I have this blog, but going over someones house on a beautiful day and just having a moment in your life when you can relax should not be cluttered with the stories of why you still have pent up frustrations.  I'd prefer to know more about what music you enjoy, when did you last go to a concert or museum.  You like to hike so what are some places you have gone.

Some of these came out on the first outing, however, since that was so long ago I want to hear more details about Jesus and not friends of Jesus.  I know Judas betrayed you and John got you wet but what about you Jesus?

We finally went online and started looking at waterfalls to hike to.  He had mentioned one that it turns out I have been to and love.  We decided we would go hike it one day.  One day.  Yes.  I asked him about Monday or sometime next week, he said he didn't know his schedule until the day of.  Since moving back here and having a short cushion before returning to the workforce, he has throw out his schedule entirely and goes day by day.  Oh Lord, three things I pray for a guy now.  After thinking about it I needed three major things that Jesus wasn't offering me.  I need a homosexual to have a way to center yourself so when afflicted by adversity you don't talk about it all the time but find a way to vent and deal with it before it consumes all your conversations.  A homosexual should have motivation and drive to want to do something sooner than later.  If you wait to long, opportunities pass and waterfalls dry up.  Lastly I need a homosexual to have a semi-schedule that he can honor.  This means penciling me in as I would for him, and communicating if something should come up.  I don't want to wait years for Jesus to come again I want Jesus to appear soon.  Jesus needs a calendar.

In my opinion Jesus is a nice guy but he doesn't have his priorities in order.  He comes and goes for certain people and I need more structure.  Being spontaneous means you know that if you take off on a whim your whole life you leave behind isn't going to crash.

I have decided that if Jesus lets me know ahead of time, I would gladly go on a hike or run with him.  We'll see if this happens.  Unfortunately I believe Jesus would not make a good date to continue with.

Grade:

Paul - C+
Jorge -